Saturday, 30 March 2013

Nepal - An Ancient Land


Well Madam and I (the TS) went off for a wee week to Nepal.  Well It is about an hour from Dhaka and if you are that close then why not.  The plan was to do some sightseeing, chillax and mainly get a change of scene.  I had been 3 months in Dhaka and even though the place has a certain charm with or without hartals etc – I had lost my sense of humour.  Of course Madam had already had respite when I was posted A.I.D.

Anyhow – the adventure began by taking the local national air carrier – supposedly for intrepid people only.  Allegedly they are never on time, never fly etc etc etc.  Well I can honestly say we left on time and arrived back on time, and the service was'ne that bad.  I think the effect of a newly appointed UK CEO who had learnt his time at BA, may have had an influence.  Who knows.  Mind you as part of the in-flight catering, I am still at a loss what the dessert was – there and back!  Any suggestions please let me know.
Annapurna Hills

Now the plan was to stay a few days in Kathmandu with a Diplomatic Chum (DC) of Madam’s then head off to Pokhara at the foot of the Annapurna hills beside Lake Phewa.  The DC lived in Patan, south of Kathmandu, which in fact was a blessing, as we did venture into the centre Ktm, to find out it was a bit like Dhaka in some ways.  Add the additional complexity of an interim government initiative of widening every road in the place irrespective whether there is a building there or not and then forget to complete the process.  It beats small and large holes dotted about the roads in Dhaka, which are now being stuffed with branches, so when they fill up with water, they give a slight indication of where you may disappear.  In Nepal - they just bulldozed the road completely. 
Kathmandu

So on the first few hours of arriving in country DC and Madam were swapping the minutiae of various work things – so much for a holiday.  There was a surreal moment during the week when I was sitting between them whilst they were swapping emails and discussing what their replies would be back to HQ.  We were supposed to be watching a DVD, which I then duly chose.  I can honestly it say it wasn't brilliant, but hey that that will teach them!

So what did we see I hear you cry.  Well there are 3 ancient cities, Kathmandu, Patan and Bhaktapur.  Each of them built to compete with each other and prevent power being centralised so to speak.  We were spoilt.  If you have a chance to go to Nepal – forget the Kathmandu Durbar Square.  It looks and feels impressive, but when you see Patan then Bhaktapur, then Ktm is the poorer cousin. 
Patan

At the Patan museum, was the best Nepali Thali I had the whole week – worth it.  Beer – yes please.  You can walk into a restaurant or cafĂ© in Nepal and order alcohol.  After extensive research the whole week, my opinion is that coming first is Gorkha, followed by Everest, then Kathmandu and finally Nepal Ice.  Well one did have to research properly to ensure whether different locations and environmental conditions affected the beer or not.

In terms of public transport – there isn’t any really.  There are the usual small buses held together by who knows what, but the main mode of transport is either motorbikes or taxis.  Now I use the word lightly when I say taxi.  Yes they do transport from A to B and charge you for the pleasure (again that’s too strong a word – pleasure), but you get there.  One taxi we encountered was actually missing a dashboard, most of the interior fittings and probably leaked more fuel than it actually consumed.  In addition it was started with a screwdriver stuck in the ignition, and I hadn’t even mentioned the bodywork (or lack of it) – Madam was no chuffed.  I did feel slight sorry for them with the state of the roads, where a 4x4 would be more appropriate rather than something resembling an 1980’s small Ford Fiesta in good condition never mind any other state.

Lake Phewa
Pokhara was an all together a different experience.  The heart of adventure land, was this chilled out town with fabby food nestled on the edge of Lake Phewa.  I can see Madam and I coming back here, even if it is to do some trekking.  During out time in Pokhara it was  the Hindu festival of Holi.  Everybody throws paint at each other and it is essentially a festival and celebration of colour to mark the start of spring.  It was amusing walking down the street to see dogs covered in pink spots, or cows (yes cows and bulls) ambling down the road with some warlike markings in fluorescent paint.  It was the first time I have ever seen the full length of main road looking like a surreal smudged rainbow.

Baggage Claim
The domestic airport to get too Pokhara or Everest was a ramshackle of buildings.  When coming back from Pkh the bus that picked us up from the airplane had a trailer attached to it for the luggage.  It then took us to a side gate of the airfield where there was a low table by which they piled up the luggage for you to collect – who says there is no customer service.  The one thing that struck me about the airport, was that it must be a massive buzz in the place when all the parties come to do trekking and climb Everest at the height of the season Oct-Jan.  I think it would be something worth experiencing.

Our flight to Everest was cancelled due to cloud.  Next time.  The end of the week saw yours truly attending an informal dinner with Madam and the DC who had some VIP’s in town.  The only consolation was sitting on a terrace looking at the hills as the sun set.  What was talked about – who knows.  I was sitting beside a guy who came out of semi-retirement to help the UN in Nepal and who had been in Dhaka just after the liberation war in the early 70’s – interesting stuff and small world!
Foxy & Snowy

So memories from Nepal – well having to put a jumper on in the evening – you do miss that readers.  Staying with a really nice and hospitable DC who has two mad dogs (Snowy and Foxy) and seeing / hearing about the reality and specialness of an ancient land.  Roll on next time.





Lake Phewa at Sunset