Saturday 30 March 2013

Nepal - An Ancient Land


Well Madam and I (the TS) went off for a wee week to Nepal.  Well It is about an hour from Dhaka and if you are that close then why not.  The plan was to do some sightseeing, chillax and mainly get a change of scene.  I had been 3 months in Dhaka and even though the place has a certain charm with or without hartals etc – I had lost my sense of humour.  Of course Madam had already had respite when I was posted A.I.D.

Anyhow – the adventure began by taking the local national air carrier – supposedly for intrepid people only.  Allegedly they are never on time, never fly etc etc etc.  Well I can honestly say we left on time and arrived back on time, and the service was'ne that bad.  I think the effect of a newly appointed UK CEO who had learnt his time at BA, may have had an influence.  Who knows.  Mind you as part of the in-flight catering, I am still at a loss what the dessert was – there and back!  Any suggestions please let me know.
Annapurna Hills

Now the plan was to stay a few days in Kathmandu with a Diplomatic Chum (DC) of Madam’s then head off to Pokhara at the foot of the Annapurna hills beside Lake Phewa.  The DC lived in Patan, south of Kathmandu, which in fact was a blessing, as we did venture into the centre Ktm, to find out it was a bit like Dhaka in some ways.  Add the additional complexity of an interim government initiative of widening every road in the place irrespective whether there is a building there or not and then forget to complete the process.  It beats small and large holes dotted about the roads in Dhaka, which are now being stuffed with branches, so when they fill up with water, they give a slight indication of where you may disappear.  In Nepal - they just bulldozed the road completely. 
Kathmandu

So on the first few hours of arriving in country DC and Madam were swapping the minutiae of various work things – so much for a holiday.  There was a surreal moment during the week when I was sitting between them whilst they were swapping emails and discussing what their replies would be back to HQ.  We were supposed to be watching a DVD, which I then duly chose.  I can honestly it say it wasn't brilliant, but hey that that will teach them!

So what did we see I hear you cry.  Well there are 3 ancient cities, Kathmandu, Patan and Bhaktapur.  Each of them built to compete with each other and prevent power being centralised so to speak.  We were spoilt.  If you have a chance to go to Nepal – forget the Kathmandu Durbar Square.  It looks and feels impressive, but when you see Patan then Bhaktapur, then Ktm is the poorer cousin. 
Patan

At the Patan museum, was the best Nepali Thali I had the whole week – worth it.  Beer – yes please.  You can walk into a restaurant or cafĂ© in Nepal and order alcohol.  After extensive research the whole week, my opinion is that coming first is Gorkha, followed by Everest, then Kathmandu and finally Nepal Ice.  Well one did have to research properly to ensure whether different locations and environmental conditions affected the beer or not.

In terms of public transport – there isn’t any really.  There are the usual small buses held together by who knows what, but the main mode of transport is either motorbikes or taxis.  Now I use the word lightly when I say taxi.  Yes they do transport from A to B and charge you for the pleasure (again that’s too strong a word – pleasure), but you get there.  One taxi we encountered was actually missing a dashboard, most of the interior fittings and probably leaked more fuel than it actually consumed.  In addition it was started with a screwdriver stuck in the ignition, and I hadn’t even mentioned the bodywork (or lack of it) – Madam was no chuffed.  I did feel slight sorry for them with the state of the roads, where a 4x4 would be more appropriate rather than something resembling an 1980’s small Ford Fiesta in good condition never mind any other state.

Lake Phewa
Pokhara was an all together a different experience.  The heart of adventure land, was this chilled out town with fabby food nestled on the edge of Lake Phewa.  I can see Madam and I coming back here, even if it is to do some trekking.  During out time in Pokhara it was  the Hindu festival of Holi.  Everybody throws paint at each other and it is essentially a festival and celebration of colour to mark the start of spring.  It was amusing walking down the street to see dogs covered in pink spots, or cows (yes cows and bulls) ambling down the road with some warlike markings in fluorescent paint.  It was the first time I have ever seen the full length of main road looking like a surreal smudged rainbow.

Baggage Claim
The domestic airport to get too Pokhara or Everest was a ramshackle of buildings.  When coming back from Pkh the bus that picked us up from the airplane had a trailer attached to it for the luggage.  It then took us to a side gate of the airfield where there was a low table by which they piled up the luggage for you to collect – who says there is no customer service.  The one thing that struck me about the airport, was that it must be a massive buzz in the place when all the parties come to do trekking and climb Everest at the height of the season Oct-Jan.  I think it would be something worth experiencing.

Our flight to Everest was cancelled due to cloud.  Next time.  The end of the week saw yours truly attending an informal dinner with Madam and the DC who had some VIP’s in town.  The only consolation was sitting on a terrace looking at the hills as the sun set.  What was talked about – who knows.  I was sitting beside a guy who came out of semi-retirement to help the UN in Nepal and who had been in Dhaka just after the liberation war in the early 70’s – interesting stuff and small world!
Foxy & Snowy

So memories from Nepal – well having to put a jumper on in the evening – you do miss that readers.  Staying with a really nice and hospitable DC who has two mad dogs (Snowy and Foxy) and seeing / hearing about the reality and specialness of an ancient land.  Roll on next time.





Lake Phewa at Sunset

Friday 22 March 2013

The Uneasy Calm

Well readers this has been an odd week.  It started with the usual diatribe from political parties slugging it out supported with a two day hartal to start with and further ones scheduled in the week.  Of course there were regrettably deaths, violence and the general mayhem.  It was odd walking home on Sunday eve (our Monday, in case you had forgotten) down empty streets with a gusty wind blowing the dust around.  It was a bit like walking into Dodge city.  The only thing missing would have been some tumbleweed floating past, or because it is Dhaka, a rickshaw freewheeling past with no rider.

Why the hartals?  Pretty easy to explain.  The BNP held a rally and coincidentally the police raided the headquarters, arrested the various leaders and allegedly found 'cocktails'.  These are not the usual martini's or wallbangers, which on hearing cocktails, my ears pricked up, but sadly mistaken.  No these were Molotov cocktails / bomblets.  Anyhow the BNP demanded their leaders release which didn't happen and low and behold more hartals.  Supposedly when the BNP were in power they did the same to the opposition - the Awami league - Tit for tat then.  That's politics in Bangladesh  for you readers.

Anyhow the rhetoric was ramping up along with the temperature and humidity and there was definitely an air of something about to happen or could kick off.  Not immediately but definitely in the future.  However, regrettably but thankfully the country's President Zillur Rahman died and was laid to rest today. He'd had a long illness which created complications just over a week ago resulting him to seek treatment in Singapore where he died on Wednesday.

His death resulted in defusing the situation, the BNP postponing their latest hartal and allowing the country to show unity.  The irony is that the President, one for getting people to talk to each other without bloodshed, lying in state meant that the two political leaders had to be in the same room together to pay their respects - of course they never talked to each other.  The awful thing is that the BNP have never sat in the parliament and acted like an opposition party.  So democracy in action - maybe not.  Supposedly there was a recent poll and the two parties are neck and neck which is quite concerning.  No doubt more to come on that one in the future.

However when the President died there was three days of national mourning announced with Thursday, the return of the body, a national holiday.  Not sure on what to expect, all proposed golfing was cancelled.  It was odd - there was a calmness to Dhaka.  At present I am still not sure whether people cared or not, knew he was or wasn't etc etc.  but on TV, you could see people were out in force to pay their respects.

Next week will be the start of something new and the process to elect a new President underway.  Whether that will maintain the defused situation or the President's passing just merely pressed the pause button for the status quo to return next week - who knows.  Just now though there is, in Dhaka, an uneasy calm.

Monday 11 March 2013

A.I.D.

Well readers last week I was A.I.D. - yes you have got it in one - Abandoned in Dhaka.  Madam has decided to head back home partly to attend granny's 105th birthday but also have a wee jolly.  Yours truly the TS, was A.I.D. for a week.  When this was quietly pointed out to Madam prior to her going (I am never one to make a fuss), she quickly responded, if you want to come we will just book flights.  Let's just say, this was never asked from the outset by Madam when she booked her flights some weeks ago!  Her response was ' I didn't think you wanted to come'.

I can tell you readers, all my other fellow TS's in the dip community were horrified!!! However life went on and what a busy week it was.  In between trying to fit in a game of golf, some tennis lessons, which I can honestly say is slowly improving, even to the extent that the backhand is progressing more quickly than the forehand (go figure) and my serves actually hitting the box, a future champion is in the making me thinks - watch out Andy Murray old bean.

Life was actually more fraught and frenetic in reality.  There was the liaising with contractors as to how they could install more air conditioning and electrical sockets - supposedly not an easy task - we will see on that one.  Actually as I am writing this, they are supposed to be here causing chaos, but of course in true Dhaka style - no show.  The concept of customer care in regards to time keeping and actually delivering what you require is somewhat wanting.  Anyhow, after realising satellite TV can't be installed (not allowed to put dishes on the side of the building - might spoil the look.  My response - look around Dhaka.  They also can't place them on the roof - that's someones penthouse), even after chasing the respective people for weeks, the cable TV man came.  Straightforward?  NO!

At first it took them two engineers to work out how to tune the tele - they didn't succeed - I did it.  Then once they installed it one room, they tried to do it in room two,  the most important one ladies and gentlemen - the TV room.  After two days of faffing, they have declared that they think the cable in the wall is damaged and it is now back to the landlord / developer for their resolution - humph.

Add to that a leaking pipe in one of the bedrooms due to some leaky gate valve and the cleaner (or known as bearer) asking for a pay rise and a loan in the same week -  it was certainly not dull.  Madam of course oblivious to it all and none the wiser.  On her return, there was the usual feint acknowledgement of the various incidents and then accordingly dismissed.  So if you are a fellow TS reading this - wait till you get A.I.D. - my sympathy!

PS - Happy Commonwealth Day today

PPS - being a Glaswegian, today is also very special.  Traditionally on Commonwealth Day, the Queen's Baton is handed to the host nation for the relay which will visit all Commonwealth countries before it finally arrives at the Commonwealth Games opening ceremony, which if course will take place in Glasgow 2014.  Today the international route will be announced - exciting!

More information about the Commonwealth and the Day